Eggs

aeli-tan-art:

hot boi Essek is going through the yearns

u9nu50aubmq8avfsfgyzotdlbniugmaj:

unscharf-an-den-raendern:

cupiscent:

systlin:

systlin:

Had a doc appt (just my yearly checkup) a couple days ago and I asked her about checking to see if my measles vaccine from when I was a kid was still good, since I’d heard it could lose effectiveness over time. She nodded and had a lab done and turned out I was NOT still immune to measles, so got my booster today.

Get your vaccines, folks!

“I have a question about a vaccine,” I say, and the look of ‘god fuckin dammnit not again’ that flashed across this poor doctor’s face, followed by abject relief when I said “I’ve heard that the measles vaccine can lose effectiveness over time and I’d like to make sure mine is still good.” says everything really. 

“Oh thank god,” she literally said. “Yes of course. That’s true, and we can do a blood test and see. If you don’t still have antibodies we can get you a booster scheduled.” 

“That question goes poorly a lot, doesn’t it,” I say. 

“You have no idea.”

Boosting this (lol, pun unintended but allowed to stand with pride) and adding: measles often needs updating in adulthood, they’ll usually throw in a rubella update with it; chickenpox might also need updating, mine did; and get your whooping cough updated, especially if you spend time around pregnant folk or small babies. (I say this from an Australian perspective.)

Also remember that you need a booster shot for tetanus every 10 years. It’s usually a combination vaccine with diphtheria and whooping cough.

among-us-fungus:

thetrashchronicles:

frog-whisperer:

eye-co:

nightsistersmerrin:

The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

soltheshiny:

scholarlypidgeot:

randoms-jingle-jamboree:

penis-peeper:

penis-peeper:

penis-peeper:

starwarsfreak19:

penis-peeper:

penis-peeper:

being attracted to men is a gift actually

If you tell people their attraction to men is a “curse” or “unfortunate” or “bad” etc think about this instead:

men are pretty

No they’re not. Women and nonbinary people are pretty. Men, most of the time arent. (I’m sorry men)

K

you know wat I change my mind go fuck yourself

you personally not finding men attractive doesn’t mean you get to be an asshole to queer men and call our attraction wrong and insult our bodies. fuck off idiot

And I wish all men a very you’re pretty

Anybody and everybody is allowed to be pretty. Or handsome.

gertritude-art:

One of my favorite visual gags is drawing a passive/bubbly character with cartoon-y style eyes, but changing their eyes to be realistic whenever something annoys them: